Total Medals Earned: 155 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,585 Points
Medals Earned: 14/18 (205/385 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/235 points)
Medals Earned: 10/18 (190/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)
Medals Earned: 8/14 (135/330 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/445 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Well, at least now you fit into
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Lose in every way possible.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Find all the lost items.
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Complete 10 Objectives.
Uncover all the buried items.
Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
explore all possibilities
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Get the first light upgrade.
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
beat first level
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
get an additional life
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
